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[Brawl Funnies [Dick 2]]

That was Awesome Tom! Metal GEAR Awesome!

:*C (slowly reaches for the button)

I love you all.

And that one with fat Kirbopher with imagining his parents as Nintendo characters was AWESOMELY saved from being completely depressing. I don't fully understand why I love these "Funnies" collabs, but keep them up, guys...they're brilliant in their own right.

CoolDrMoney responds:

Too many poison mushrooms!

[Brawl Funnies [Dick 1]]

Roflmfao

These were ALL great! If not for the humor, for the truth in most of it.

I think my favorite part was the skit with the hot air balloon...well, no, my favorite part was...well...

...Fuckit. I loved whole thing! 5'd and fav'd! Watching the second one now!

CoolDrMoney responds:

Great jb

[Minions - Sonic 2]

LMAO!

That's brilliant...I was thoroughly entertained from start to finish, to easter-egg (or badger-egg) finish. That was really well done!

Can't wait to see what you guys do next!

[The Hard Way]

Oh HELL YES!

I've been waiting for you guys to show up on NG! I check your webcomic everyday.

True to form, the flash took you were you didn't expect...and I'm REALLY glad the animation is smoothly done without ever sacrificing the original style of Cyanide & Happiness.

Voice overs were well recorded, and that was a nice, loud gunshot! Not one of those cheap, overused stock/Powerpoint gunshots that I get sick of hearing.

I could have saved you all the reading by simply saying, "It's exactly what I expected from you guys; perfection" but ...whatever...you guys rock!

Welcome to NG!

[My Little PWNY]

YES!!!

That was fucking brutal! And really good animation for a mouse, I'm incredibly impressed! I laughed my ass off just because of how incredibly hardcore you made My Little Pony become.

I added to fav's, voted 5. Great job!

Hulalaoo responds:

YOU "ZONE OF THE AWESOME" IS BETTER :D

[Madness Aggregation]

Ketchup N' Mustard Goodness!

Just when you think you've seen it all...two other "Hank's" with clearly different personalities and fighting patterns.

But this one raised more questions in the series than anything...was the dead soldier mutated into a reincarnated Hank + Flood appendage? Is the broken halo turned red symbolic, or did it actually grant the black figure additional abilities? And what's going on in the background?

The run-time was so short, there was no way we could've cared if the second protagonist died at the terminal...and what the terminal actually DID was so confounding, the audience has to just sit there, shrug, and accept the fact that this eyeless posessed giant with a mask and an axe is fighting what appears to be Hank with a scorpion tail for an arm.

Oh, look at that...the devil-figure just absorbed all of those dead bodies, and is now a little bit bigger.

What's going to happen next? Who knows? It's Madness.

In the first few Madness installments, it was clear the protagonist was going after the Sheriff. "root for the Madness, because our hero is pissed off about pie or something, or at least just holds some strong vendetta against the Sheriff in Nevada. Oh look, there's Jesus! Holy shit, a crazy clown! Zombies!" Awesome.

...But now, the Madness is intensifying so rapidly that we honestly don't know what the fuck is going on anymore. Mutant labs? Yellow-blooded agents as incompetent as the red-blooded agents...a small militia of bandaged superheroes going against, for lack of better character names, Satan?

I still watch it for the gratuitous violence like any of us do, but sometimes even that doesn't make sense...like stabbed in the head with a hook, and a dead-flip from where he stands, flinging the guy by the head with the hook, down to the ground?

Madness indeed!

Still five'd it. The small novel above is my two-cents.

[Hard Love]

Aww

Poor lil' guy...the animation and the song reached out and tugged at my heart-strings. All-around, it's incredibly cute...this is a flash to show girlfriends of Newgrounders to prove we're not all a bunch of video game parodies.

This was sweet...we need more stuff like this.

You still got it, Joe. Welcome back!

[Saturday Morning Watchmen]

I saw this before I saw Watchmen.

I was afraid that I was going to be humming in my head "They're the best of FRIIIIEEENNDS!" but I'm glad I didn't. The movie was absolutely awesome...Rorschach is amazing.

But onto this! After having the camp and cheese and campy cheese of 90's Saturday Morning cartoons still fresh in my head from recently watching highlights of stupidity from the Street Fighter cartoons, and watching shows like Captain Planet and the likes when I was little, I truly appreciated everything about this.

The music is spot-on, the singing is hysterical, and I still crack up laughing with some of the facial expressions in this.

And now that I've watched the movie, and I'm about to get the original comic, I can only further appreciate the genius behind the parody. Great job, Happy Harry! The only woodkill was this was just an intro, but I can't blame ya for making a short project short. Ten! Voted 5! I've had this in my favorites and waited to see the movie to write a review!

Loooove meeee. *shakes fist*

[Pixtropolis City]

Great!

First- That preloader was really well-done; I liked it a lot!
Second- The concept alone was genious. I often closed my eyes and visualized what came to mind when I heard Metropolis 8-Bit when it came out. A collaborated animation music video to it could be nothing short of great!
Third- Was that UFA right after the Pico short, or just a straight-up UFO? Lol, NG history ftw.

My only problem was at times it got unnecessarily depressing. The guy jumping off, and right after that the guy who shot himself? Come on...we don't want to see that to this...it's a big city, to a pumping dance tune. Why not show love at the lower, slower parts instead of people offing themselves back-to-back?

That's what kept it from getting a ten for me. Excellent concept, great music, really talented animators working here...but I just didn't dig the suicide message in at least two of the bits. It should've been happier, if not consistently cool. Wanton destruction? Sure. Cool scenery? Hell yeah. Trippy action? By all means.

But nay on the suicide. Think of Livecorpse.

Keep it up!