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OMG Beth...that Flaming Hobo bit you.....

"....Can I get your number?"
*boom*

Great take on Cloverfield! I think it would've been interesting how they would've reacted to the rebar stuck through her (and how she could run just fine moments later) But that was a good, and very random conclusion!

Nicely done! Great sound effects and voice-overs!

What a brilliant line!

Great commercial, appropriate music, good animation to go with it!

My only complaints are it was a little too "gray" colored all throughout...here on NG you get a heap of gray everyday, but that doesn't mean I'm not thankful for the dashes of color in the environment, and our satisfied purple customer.

Also I just wish it was a little longer, because I was entertained by the concept, and laughed out loud to the final punch-line.

...I'm going to start saying that now and people aren't going to know what the hell I'm talking about...well I guess that means I better show them this flash then. :D

Voted 5!

MrMeeky responds:

Thank you for the kind words! Yes, indeed, tell your friends!

Awesome!

Excellent cinematography throughout, what with the dynamic camera-angles, choreography, and special effects.

I was going to give this thing no higher than a 10, but you rocked the hell out of these stick figures. Great music, sfx, and special effects (again)

The story was a little bland along with the dialogue, but with a flash like this, those elements seem to be overshadowed by the fight itself.

Keep it up! I'd like to see something as epic as this with more complexity in the future!

Drifts responds:

lol giving me no higher than a 10 would be the most pleasent thing you could do.

Nicely done sir!

Although it lacked in sound, this is by far a LOT cooler than my first flash!

-You show great artistic ability and comprehension
-The animation was fluid, and easy to watch for something that's a higher frame-rate than default.
-You even had a series of buttons to keep it from just automatically playing, which I can appreciate, even if you didn't have a preloader.

You're off to a great start! Keep it up, only next time be sure to have something audible to go with your flash; voices, sfx, music, or any combination of the three!

I'd also love to see what kind of stories you can concoct with that neat, surreal style you got going on. Keep me posted!

KardedKattle responds:

Thanks! I plan on giving my next animation some sort of plot/conflict that would require at least a little bit of voice acting. I also plan to fit in some ambient noise to stave the silence away.

My lord.

I haven't been assaulted by something that annoying in a really long time.

It assaulted my ears...talking like that does not equal hilarity, it results in a back-hand.
It assaulted my retinas. Even the worst flash that was ever front-paged on a very youthful Newgrounds was better to look at than this.

Here's the synopsis of the flash: if you took a spam submission, made entirely from sprites on the first Super Mario game, and gave the creator a microphone to wail into during the whole thing...this is what I was just subjected to.

This is what's being featured on the front-page. Gratz.

ROFLMAO

Big Boss giving that one guy a seat is what got me the most. This was awesome!

ItsTheAshtray responds:

lol Thats my favorite part too

LOL

I was playing that earlier with some friends. Every time, though, we'd have one dumbass that would just shine his flashlight at her, and an otherwise calm situation turns bad...

Ahh, great game.

Where the flash lacked in runtime, it made up for in content. I personally like this animation style, and I'd like to see more of it in lengthier pieces.

Backgrounds were fine, IMO. I like how you even got the Witch music from the actual game and what-not in there. All-around, attention to detail was good!

Voted 5! Keep up the animating and wiping out those hordes!

Historically, this flash is pivotal to Newgrounds.

The flash itself is well done, especially for it's time; with detailed, and un-choppy 3D model's, good lip-syncing, artwork, and appropriate music and robot-voices to parody the All Your Base meme, it's all-around great!

Looking back at it now seems to remind me of where we are with fresher spam-crews...although the Clock Crew started it with the most legendary spam submission ever, "B", they have since matured. What "Clocks" that haven't moved on away from Newgrounds have become talented animators, and it's rare when I ever see a bad clock flash.

But when this was new, it was different. The Clocks seemed to be at the height of annoyance as the Kitty Krew or Socom Squad, who resemble closely to the Clocks from years ago. Now we have so many spam crews, we don't know what to do with them all. About the most we can benefit from them are the abusive reviews to blow a whistle on every once and a while when someone gets fed up with the Duck Division.

Maybe Stick-Clock in this flash was right...there were too many for the Blam Club, (now, any organization that coordinates blams on under judgement submissions are illegal) to weed out. Perhaps someday, there will be an answer.

Be it a Fulp, be it a user, be it a group of newgrounders, the spam submissions that blighted the portal then have only fractured off into different factions now thanks to the spiking popularity of our beloved site.

...And All Our Blam are belong to them.

Voted 5.

PAC-ASS!

LAWL!

Great frame-by-frames! Very smooth, very smooth. Nice menu layout, nice variety to switch it up.

The only thing that hurt it score was it seemed more like four-tests-in-one rather than four-shorts-in-one. Either way, this proves you are a very capable artist. Good job! Voting 5!

It would help if the character's had filling.

Other than that, the simple facial expressions and the pupils getting wider and wider in fear of "blink" made me chuckle.

This is a good first submission! Hell you even had menu's with extras in shit, I don't even know how to do that yet...remember the old-school review system? That would've given interactivity a 10.

But as for the flash in general, it was a nice, simple flash, that didn't disappoint me and impressed me to a degree.

Voting 5 anyway. Lulz

-This is Phobotech!-
I've done animatics for Cyanide & Happiness, Purgatony, and WWE Storytime! I'm also a voice actor that's performed roles in One Piece, Gundam: Witch from Mercury, & Smite!
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Geoff Galneda @Galneda

Age 37, Male

Voice Actor/Animator

Collin College

Denver, CO

Joined on 9/22/03

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