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Cute, but lacks depth.

I guess I can't be too harsh on an animation that was made for school, but you're going to be reading a lot of brief, useless reviews, so I'll try my best to contribute something (arguably) useful.

Here goes;

As far as originality's sake goes, imaginary friends were topical in a time years before our age hit double-digits. By bringing the premise up to an adult age in an effort to throw on a twist of originality, it becomes borderline pathetic for our protagonist.

Though I suppose that's a point, because we're forced into feeling pathos for him judging by the music, but by the time he's making out and groping air on his bed, the audience had already deduced he's bringing this onto himself, and instead of thinking he's a lonely man desperate for companionship, we've decided he's a lonely MAD-MAN desperate for negative attention.

That would be alright if it were outright funny, but the jokes were soft, and a little PG (even the makeout scene on the bed, if we were going by Disney standards). Again, I can't be TOO harsh, as it was made for school, but it was what it was. Sufficient.

The animation was all smooth, and in general there were advanced methods used throughout; this was not a lazily animated piece. Visually, it had a very cartoony look to it, but with very stingy sound effect selections, it didn't maintain a cartoony feel. It was very soft-key, and the SFX reflected that, but the sounds that were used were well chosen.

The music stitched everything together nicely, though as it was beginning to end and she was reaching for the rose, the percussions in the song seemed so out of place, that I stopped and thought, "What was that?" before hearing it again, and noticing that it's supposed to sound like that.

It's a well done flash! My only complaint is the writing...err...where was I going with that? Oh yeah! Sufficient. This flash is sufficient. Great animation, Good audio, but mediocre story and content...making it sufficient.

The story didn't prod the audience...didn't go anywhere different, or throw any curveballs at us. In short, it was predictable. Right down to him bumping into his better half at the end, making the flash come full-circle. With a story that revolved around a man maintaining a relationship with an entity that simply wasn't there, there were MANY possibilities for absurd, awkward, or otherwise hilarious situations, all of which were either missed out on, or simply weren't elaborated enough.

Take the person in the theater. Our protagonist goes for the reach around, and his hand winds up in their lap. Does this result into some incredible hijink, the likes of which we've never seen before? Does the person assault the protagonist, or even creepier, goes along with it with a blush and a grope? We get none of that, but a cut to the restaurant.

Buying two tickets? What if there was a homeless/ugly individual who had no money to get in, but our protagonist is too much of a jerk to give his imaginary girlfriend's ticket up to the poor slob, and leaves her there, taking his two tickets with him?

What of the waiter? Do the wine stains on the tablecloth come out of his pay, forcing him to come home with nothing, which results in a fiery loathing of our protagonist for "ordering him" to pour wine on the table? We'll never know.

Even the bed groping and air-frenching scene could've had a simple "confused-expressioned pet, looking on in disgust and horror" gag, but it was all very run-of-the-mill.

I'm just saying, that with a dash of creativity, shifting that nifty imagination into high gear, even a simple school assignment could've been phenomenal. This was sufficient, even though God knows you have the talent to do otherwise.

Keep up the great work! I'm looking forward to seeing more of your newer submissions where I'll be keeping a "5" waiting. Until then, I'll have to give this one a "4"

I laughed so hard!

...Then I got hard. :3

Great pace, and the delivery busted my ass up. Great job, as always!

That's not how it works.

I'll "rate good" when it's finished and has sound. Until then, I'll vote poorly; just because you're bored doesn't mean we have to flatter you with praise you don't deserve.

Work at it. If it were easy everybody would do it.

That was epic as hell!

This was incredibly well done. The humor is sewn into the concept itself, as a terrifying bloodthirsty Pikachu leaps off a blood-stained wall as it calls out it's name all cute-like...but it was really well shot for a flash.

Most other flash authors, even JohnnyUtah, have a tendency to keep things in a profile view, as if shooting a play on a stage. You displayed an array of shot diversity in this, and it translated beautifully. I was most impressed by the dynamic angles like the Charmander ambushing the entire squad before getting gunned down.

You can really tell you put a lot of effort into this. The soundtrack was perfect for the suspense, and you chose the appropriate sound effects for everything suited. However, the Counter Strike voice clips are a tad dated, and lacked diversity. You could've obtained much more flexibility with the dialogue if you had voice actors on bored...more on that in a bit.

The flash in itself was short and sweet with a good ending (with a hilarious twist ending...I seriously laughed out loud). My only REAL complaint is the lack of a replay button or, at the very least, a preloader with a play button so it doesn't just loop.

Keep up good work like this and you'll be the new legend in our midst...I voted 5!

In the future if you require voice talent, audition me, and I'd be happy to lend a hand! Once again, keep up the great work!

DoomzDayChikn responds:

thank you so much!

I'm a film major in school right now, so I have a tendency to do my flashes just like a real film. (The hardest part of this animation was going INTO Counterstrike the game and finding the right angles in-game to tell a story)

I wanted to keep the voices for the CS people as the radio-bot sounds, since everyone knows them : / but thanks for the suggestion! :)

and I'm kinda new to newgrounds and the 'preloader' so I dont know how it really works. Tips would be great!!

thanks again for your criticism, it means a lot

Nice!

You did a really good job with this flash! Those 2-3 weeks paid off! The characters look great, and as difficult it is to display emotions through skull-masks, you pulled it off very well. The body-language was animated beautifully to carry the story along...it was some really nice work!

I lol'd that their chainsaw was right there by the door with the umbrellas and I lol'd at the ending as well! The rest, I genuinely felt pathos for the kid...his sulked over depression with the bag of coal and his murderously upset face extracted an "Awwww" out of me....same as the final embrace.

Because even homicidal internet maniacs can have touching family moments...

Dialogue was proportioned out perfectly in my opinion. Though Santa only had one line, it was necessary to the plot, and any additional dialogue wasn't needed. Sound effects were great! Especially the start-up of the chainsaw as Dad's approaching.

My ONLY complaint......ONLY single solitary complaint:

That preloader screen is really boring and bland....this one complaint is set back, however, by it's quick load-time! Still, I can't give it a ten because the preloader was weakly executed, but I most certainly can vote a five.

That I have no problem with at all. :D

Great job! Keep up the good work, and gratz on Daily 1st!

EM549 responds:

Haha, you're right. I was so excited to get it submitted I just kinda threw the preloader in there at the last minute. Glad you enjoyed and thanks for the great review!

Normally I loathe stick figure movies...

But this made me lol. :D

Great job! Funny premise...ultimately what saved the flash for me was the character's unique body-language...they moved well for a stick animation, and you can tell they were all hand drawn. You displayed a great amount of effort into this, so I'm doing my best to save it by voting five. More-over, you showed conscious effort in syncing the action with the music...a point that seems to be lost for most people, and I feel like it deserves recognition......even if (most of) the Matrix soundtrack is rapidly approaching the "decade old" age. (Just fuckin' with ya :P)

The facial expressions, the visual comedy is what stands this flash out from other millions of xiao xiao wannabe's throughout Newgrounds' history. In the future, I'd like to see what you can do with amped up creativity....from here on out, strive to constantly out-do your last animation.

Your second flash will be better than your first, third better than the rest, and so on and so forth. In other words, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

It was charming.

Very awesome for the holiday spirit, and NG fanboys throughout the world. The cameo's were well done, although there seemed to be more emphasis on Swain's Blockhead and Mastermind than anything else...almost making it disproportionate with other cameo's. It's like, "We got Tom Fulp, Swain, JohnnyUtah, Swain, Egoraptor, Swain, this guy, and Swain!" y'know?

(Don't get me wrong...I love Mastermind. :P)

That, and Egoraptor's humor seemed....strained. The Kenstar reference was weakly plopped onto stage, as if to say, "Here." and walk off. That whole bit where Egoraptor was all over the place about that arm-wrestling match tried SO hard, I felt embarrassed FOR him.

In-all, I think what would've helped the flash tremendously is if it had a plot; The Grinch wanted to silence the citizens of Whoville, Polar Express challenged faith on a mystical journey to the North Pole. Present a conflict, a story structure...stuff like that. Y'know, WRITE something....this would normally be the point in the review where adding content like that would help the score, but my opinion can't beat over the feverish preteens that five it the moment they see the turtle from Toss the Turtle convulse in a puddle of it's own juices.

References seem to take precedence over creative material in the eyes of the average user.

*sigh* ....Oh well.

Voted five. Merry X-Mas!

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Geoff Galneda @Galneda

Age 37, Male

Voice Actor/Animator

Collin College

Denver, CO

Joined on 9/22/03

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