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[(2004) Glass of water]

Knox! Holy Shit!

This, and I'm not joking either, is the funniest claymation I've EVER seen! This is the best one to me, really! I was laughing my ass off the entire time, so that's why it's going to go on my number one favorite flash of all time! Great job, Knox, if I could give this flash perfect 20's, I would, but perfect 10's will just have to do. Peace Out!

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

Knox responds:

this is also my fav! thanks!

[(2003)Knoxs Klay World2/6]

Yes! Hahahahaha! Sheer Greatness!

My favorite line...or lines ever:
"Cookie?"
"Oh you want a cookie? Well too bad, you can't have a cookie because you keep biting my face!"
"THEN YOU WILL DIE."

Knox, I was right, this DOES get better as it progresses! (Better begin swapping my "Favorite Flash's list."...AGAIN...) I'm not going to continue to single out my other favorite scenes from this flash, otherwise this will be a very...VERY long review. In-short: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The revised "in-short" (minus the unnecessary laughter meant to express how insanely hilarious the flash that I'm currently reviewing while having a run-on sentence in parenthesis.): Great Job Knox! Have a cookie!

Peace Out, Knox! And GOD SPEED!
Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

Knox responds:

did you spot 2 refferences to knox and toxs thanksgiving??!?!

[(2003)Knoxs Klay World1/6]

HAHAHAHA!!! This is sheer greatness!

Oh my God! Where to begin! This literally has everything! I loved all of it! Especially the Geiger Alien shredding everybody to pieces! ("Hey, that was pretty cool! Make me a doggy!" Heheheh...) This is actually going down as one of my favorite flashes Knox, of course I'm more than sure that the next one is going to be twice as good, so I better be prepared to swap it around! Excellent job again Knox! A perfect 10! Oh BTW, now that I've been reminded who the Newspaper Monster is, I'm definately going to use it in my flash and you will DEFINATELY be in the credits for coming up with him! Thank you, and Peace Out!

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

Knox responds:

he he thanks,yeah the series gets better :D

[Sonic's Quest For Power]

Holy Shit dude! That was fuckin' awesome!

I loved this sprite movie! It even beats Megaman Re-Vengance in the choreography department! Now, you say you had trouble with Font colors because of them blending in with backgrounds? Just use a speech bubble or a box to put the text in. Also, try and give a specific character a specific color, that way the viewer will never get confused. The sound was also supremely awesome by the way. Which, if it's not insanely too much to ask, can you hook me up with most of your Sound Effects please? That would be awesome! One other thing that you kind-of need to work on is your special effects, (example: Blasts, The Portal, Explosions, etc...) All in all this is an awesome page, and will more than likely make it to the Top 50. Outstanding Job!

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

LgdVegetto responds:

Yeh the subtitles sound like a good idea..thx for the pointer! :) But Alot of people seem to hate this movie though... :( ...I just wanted to try to save Sonic...that's all :S .... It's just a Tribute...not a perfect movie...

[(2003)Jacob II]

Reminds me of Army of Darkness.

Yeah, this one is better than the first by degrees! I like it alot. My favorite part is when the Green shirt guy (who appears to be as immortal as Jacob if he can survive a shot in the head from the last flash...)and the Red shirt guy were charging at each other going "AABBLBbBLBLBBLBALBBLBBLBLB!!!!" Hahaha, greatness...

"This is my BOOMSTICK!" Phobotech. <---- (it's just my favorite line of the movie that this flash reminded me of...that's all...)

Knox responds:

ha ha i see,thanks for another great review.
if you liked this series,check them out in my up coming..series..ha ha..featuring ALL my clay charecters.
COMING IN DECEMBER!!!

[(2003)Jacob]

"You DON'T...SHOOT ME when I'm ON...THE... PHONE!"

This is the funniest claymation I've seen from you thus far Knox...well...I'm not sure how good the 2nd Jacob is yet, but I'll check it out as soon as I submit this review. There were a couple of things I noticed:
1 The people in your flashes can really take a hit... I mean, instead of having an arm blown off and go "OH DEAR SWEET JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST!!! MY ARM!!! AAAGH!!!" They rather go, "...well...damn...he just blew off my arm." It's like they're on morphine or steroids or something...
2 The guy had his arm blown off, yet, eventually it grew right back... LIZARD MAN!?!?!?
3 The people's bone structure is really REALLY weak...well...oh crap, I'm such an idiot...they're made of clay. NEVERMIND. (Heheh, that could open up an opportunity for you to advertise milk. "See what happens when this man NEVER got the proper amount of calcium needed? *rrrip* Oh dear God! His head fell off! EEEEEKK!!!)
4 That guy in the read shirt needs glasses...BADLY...he has eyes that are all over the place...lol!

Just your average observations from a casual reviewer and near future flash artist, Phobotech!

Knox responds:

1.ha ha yes..i agree :P
2.i really screwed up on this one,but his arm dosnt get blown off,just his hand,it stays that way through the rest of the clay mation i think,yet in part 2..his whole arm is gone.
3.lol
4.ha ha yes,hes a dork

good bye! :)
and thanks for the review

[Suicide or BEER?]

Very good for your first!

Now for the constructive criticizing. The screams in-between the Suicidal guy's thoughts were a tad unnecessary. It took just a little too long for the devil to get up there. The music was okay. I DID enjoy that unexpected twist of the Devil pushing him off, however it spent a lot of time watching them falling. Also, don't worry about censoring crap, 1. nobodies going to get offended so don't worry about it, and 2. it brings the impression that your afraid to curse, which more likely than yes, your not. If I may also note, upon impact, the blood wouldn't consist of dots of blood. It's more like a pool of blood and very little splatter if any (watch Faces Of Death.) Plus, you should've involved more beer in the movie! Hahaha! All in all, great first flash! Hope to see more!

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

Gusto responds:

thanks for the advice! i thought the screams were halarious.. (says a lot bout me...) the elevator was being fixed. so it was slow.. he was actually just goin up to enjoy the view, but he saw the dood.. and decided that it would be fun to free fall with him as there were a lotta ppl on the ground watching. censoring.. i didnt even think about that.. and yes im afraid to curse, this guy had very thin blood.. which resulted in it spraying out in a dot-like fashion.. more BEER! yes there should have definetly been more BEER!!! Thanks for the review! nice to see someone spend time commenting on my shiezer!

[Battle for the Portal Pt1]

Yes. I like the story...

Mostly because the odds are against the Clock Crew, but that's besides the point. Great flash, I love the concept, but what about:
Legendary Frog & Kerrigan
The Retarded Animal Babies
Animutations
PICO & THE GANG
Disorderly
Synj's characters
etc...
My point is why stop there? Why only 3 armies and one stick figuire Zombie that lunges at cars causing them to crash and burst into flames? Why not go BEYOND that? Hm? Oh well, good Preview, but I'm saving my 10 for the actual thing. Peace Out.

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.
Phobos Technology

SecretAgentBob responds:

I would have loved to have had upwards of 10 different groups fighting each other, but the time constraints that exist in a 5 MB video-flash kind of prevented that. None-the-less, I do have quite a few cameos in Part 4 - the final battle.

Thanks for the review!