Galneda's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Brain Dead Ina]

Very Nice!

Possibly the best Halloween movie on Newgrounds! It's definately going down as one of my favorite flashes. Impressive art stlye, I liked all of the character design. Is it just me, were the voices poorly acted on purpose to spoof the cheesy acting in all quote, "Scary Movies." unquote. If that's the case, Excellent job! The storyline was nice, and this is true movie quality! The gore is always very nice, and the Plot was great! I also want to know who the insanely powerful guy that came for the bag at the end with the demonic voice is. I'd like to see more flashes with him in it because him just taking out those zombies like nobodies business was hilarious! Make more please, you got a perfect 10 from Phobotech!

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

[Stick Figure Penalty: C2]

Ya gotta love how morbid this is!

My favorite would have to be between the pistol or the golf club. I liked the first one, but I like this more because it has more options, and your art skills have improved some. A perect 10! Great job you morbid, morbid man.

Oh, BTW, I found the cookie: It's in the "D" in "Do" in "How do you want to kill this guy?" Simply click on the "X" and it'll show you this horrible nasty ass short...blech...

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

[Newgrounds The Movie]

HAHAHAHA!!!

That was so fuckin' funny dude! I nearly fell out of my seat! "We only accept credit cards. If you don't have a credit card then Fuck you!

[Squigo's Halloween Horror]

Johnny Rocketfingers is such a friggin' badass!

I loved every moment of this one, it's hilarious! I remember watching all of the previous Squigo's, I hate to say, but I somehow got attached to the Stick Figuire with the frown that couldn't fit in his own head on the Notebook paper... :( But oh well, the humor in this one made up for that greatly! The Black Guy was histaricle, and poor Squigo never does have a good day does he? Oh well...Has Johnny Rocketfingers teamed up with Squigo for life? Creating a non-stop laughing duo? I certainly hope so because both characters are awesome! Can't wait for the Christmas one of this!

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

[Suicide or BEER?]

Very good for your first!

Now for the constructive criticizing. The screams in-between the Suicidal guy's thoughts were a tad unnecessary. It took just a little too long for the devil to get up there. The music was okay. I DID enjoy that unexpected twist of the Devil pushing him off, however it spent a lot of time watching them falling. Also, don't worry about censoring crap, 1. nobodies going to get offended so don't worry about it, and 2. it brings the impression that your afraid to curse, which more likely than yes, your not. If I may also note, upon impact, the blood wouldn't consist of dots of blood. It's more like a pool of blood and very little splatter if any (watch Faces Of Death.) Plus, you should've involved more beer in the movie! Hahaha! All in all, great first flash! Hope to see more!

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

Gusto responds:

thanks for the advice! i thought the screams were halarious.. (says a lot bout me...) the elevator was being fixed. so it was slow.. he was actually just goin up to enjoy the view, but he saw the dood.. and decided that it would be fun to free fall with him as there were a lotta ppl on the ground watching. censoring.. i didnt even think about that.. and yes im afraid to curse, this guy had very thin blood.. which resulted in it spraying out in a dot-like fashion.. more BEER! yes there should have definetly been more BEER!!! Thanks for the review! nice to see someone spend time commenting on my shiezer!

[Kirby's Dreamland Part 1]

WOAH! A really good Kirby parody!!!

I didn't think it could be done but...this is really funny! Hilarious man! Can't wait for the next one! Heheh...I feel sorry for Kirby's enemies...you make him as brutal as hell! Which, of course, is a good thing. I expect the next one to be twice as good! If I could recommend anything is to turn up the music just a tad; not to the point where it drowns out the VERY well executed voices, but enough to hear it. That's really all I can constructively criticise, but other than that, Great Job! Make more, and you will be a common face on the home-page!

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.

[Battle for the Portal Pt1]

Yes. I like the story...

Mostly because the odds are against the Clock Crew, but that's besides the point. Great flash, I love the concept, but what about:
Legendary Frog & Kerrigan
The Retarded Animal Babies
Animutations
PICO & THE GANG
Disorderly
Synj's characters
etc...
My point is why stop there? Why only 3 armies and one stick figuire Zombie that lunges at cars causing them to crash and burst into flames? Why not go BEYOND that? Hm? Oh well, good Preview, but I'm saving my 10 for the actual thing. Peace Out.

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.
Phobos Technology

SecretAgentBob responds:

I would have loved to have had upwards of 10 different groups fighting each other, but the time constraints that exist in a 5 MB video-flash kind of prevented that. None-the-less, I do have quite a few cameos in Part 4 - the final battle.

Thanks for the review!

[MOO?]

Oh My God! Hahahahaha!

Jesus! That was greatness! In this is your first flash? Holy Cripes! You are a very talented person! Oh man...hahaha! whew... *ahem* okay then. I give you a 10 for a job well done! Graphics were awesome again! Sound was crisp and nice! Humor was fucking hilarious man! Great Job! You are possibly the next flash artist to crown beyond the ranks of Legendary Frog, Knox, or even Dave! Keep it up! Peace Out!

Phobos Technology, Phobotech.