(To the tune of Killswitch Engage's "This Is My Last Serenade")

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(Not supposed to be a translation, but rather a Weird Al kind of parody. SING ALONG! :D)

This is...my last, lemonaaaade...
This is...my last....

THIS LEMONADE'S GOOD!
IT'S SO GOOD, I BANK ON IT!
PROFITS FOR...straight-up....EDUCATION!!

HEEEEYYYY!!!! NO! DON'T WALK AWAY!
I NEED SOME.....SOME CUSTOMERS!!!!

YEEEEAAAAHHH.
COME TRY SOME! JUST A LITTLE TASTE!!!
It's your new thirst solution!
COME TRY SOME! JUST A LITTLE TASTE!!!
It's in my hand!
This is...My last, Lemonade!
I see you, too far away...
THIS is...My last, Lemonade!
From my juice you can't run away!

IT'S YOUR CHOICE. POUR THE PITCHER.
BUT IT'S ALL I HAVE.
YOUR DESTINATION IS YOUR CHOICE, BUT ASK YOURSELF
WILL YOU BUY...or become a...SLAAAVE
TO...YOUR THIRSTINESS!?
OPEN UP YOUR MOUTH...AND DRINK IT IN!!!!!

....NO! TRY SOME! JUST A LITTLE TASTE!!!!
It's your new thirst solution!
JUST TRY SOME!!! JUST A LITTLE TASTE!!!!
It's in my hand!!!
This is! My last, Lemonade!
I see you, too far away!
This is! My last, Lemonade!
From this juice, you can't run awaaaay.......