I had a fuckin' BLAST.
My costume only cost me under ten bucks this month, as the bulk of it was stuff I already had.
-and a silver bandana that was way too tacky to wear any other time of year.
All I bought were
-Big squeeky red clown nose
-Black face paint
-Blue face paint
-and silver face paint.
I also bought this bullshit spray-on blue hair dye from Wal-Mart, but that shit sucked so bad, combing the blue face paint into my beard worked waaaay better.
After strolling along for a ride to the mall with a few friends, we came back to the McKinney place, and I applied the final touches of the face-painting...I am honest-to-God PROUD of this one, as it really unsettled some people. I hopped on the bike, revved it up, full clown-decked out, and rode into the night, kicking in the air as I rode by, sometimes standing up while I revved and screamed. I loved the looks on the parents faces as I tore ass from around the corner, stood up, laughed evilly as loud as I could, before punching the throttle into the distance. (It's a loud bike)
I rode around terrorizing kids, the parents, and the neighborhood that just wanted peace and quite for a good thirty minutes. Came back to the McKinney place, cracked open a few beers, and headed off to a party with hogabeast.
Stole a few more beers, and bounced to the next joint! Got some tequila...a little more beer... among other things. Great times!
I had so much fun, that every Halloween from here on out will never be the same. I must strive to outdo myself next year, traumatize a few more children, and get crunk.
Film at Eleven. HONK HONK
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I love you so much for doing this.
LOL you look like a freak!
your lucky thats good on holloween! ;)
I would do it all the time, if I could :D
That's actually quite unsettling.
I guess I'm just a pussbag when it comes to clowns.
Yeah, I guess...I mean, you don't have a reason to be afraid; I know where you live.
That's okay, I know where I live too.
That makes eight of us. :D